my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date
I wish I could just press the restart button on some people
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
pizza spelt its own name wrong
Arians need their own space — but it is usually their own constructed space, which is different from other people. In other words, they get very territorial: “This is my niche, my blueberry punnet, my desk, and my eraser.
When you find out that your friends been talking shit about you